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On Writing & Speaking
Behind the Scenes at the DNC: Controlled Chaos and ‘Death Stares’
We helped run the podium at past conventions. Here’s what the Harris-Walz team is facing. It ain’t always pretty.
Politico
August 17, 2024
On Writing & Speaking
Trump’s Jokes Killed DC’s Sense of Humor
As a speechwriter, I loved writing jokes for events where politicians were able to sit down together in an atmosphere of laughter and self-deprecation. But those days are gone.
Politico Magazine
April 22, 2024
Undelivered
The 9/11 Speech That Was Never Delivered
The long-hidden drafts of Condoleezza Rice’s remarks offer a portrait of a lost world—and some lessons for the present.
The Atlantic
September 10, 2023
Undelivered
The Warning About Trump That JFK Never Got to Deliver
In his undelivered final speech, Kennedy warned the world against “voices preaching doctrines wholly unrelated to reality.”
Politico
June 10, 2022
Commentary
The Zoom Era Has Radically Transformed Political Speechcraft. For the Better
This week, Democrats completed, as was said more than once, an “unconventional convention.” Hopefully, it provided a look at the future president. But it definitely provided a look at the future of political rhetoric.
The Washington Post
August 21, 2020
Book Review
Pen and Tell
The first memoir by an Obama speechwriter adds to a storied genre while avoiding its usual cynicism.
Washington Monthly
December 1, 2017
Humor
Next Year’s Oscars, Reimagined for the Trump Era
Reboots of classic films that might appeal to the cultural critic-in-chief.
The Washington Post
February 27, 2017
Commentary
The Perfect Presidential Stump Speech
We asked former Republican speechwriter Barton Swaim and Democratic speechwriter Jeffrey Nussbaum to write a totally pandering bipartisan stump speech for an imaginary presidential candidate — one who espouses only positions that a majority of voters agree with. Here’s the speech they wrote, including notes to explain their phrasing, behind-the-scenes tips on appealing to voters and the data they used to decide which positions to take.
FiveThirtyEight
November 3, 2016
On Writing & Speaking
Voters Like Pols Who Can Laugh at Themselves. Why Can’t These Candidates Pull It Off?
Self-deprecation is mostly absent from the 2016 campaign.
The Washington Post
March 4, 2016
Commentary
The Perfect Democratic Stump Speech
We asked Democratic speechwriter Jeff Nussbaum to write a totally pandering stump speech for an imaginary Democratic presidential candidate — one who espouses only positions that a majority of Democrats agree with.
FiveThirtyEight
February 18, 2016
On Writing & Speaking
The Night New York Saved Itself from Bankruptcy
In this piece, which was revised and expanded to become a chapter in “Undelivered,” we learn about the night New York saved itself from bankruptcy, and the speech that Mayor Abe Beame never had to deliver
The New Yorker
October 16, 2015
Humor
John Connor Testifies Against the Trans-Pacific Partnership
Now, ladies and gentlemen of the committee, your phones and iPads may say, DESIGNED IN CALIFORNIA BY APPLE — but if you want to find the vat of molten metal that actually made the thing, you’d better get your sweet ass to Foxconn City. And I’ll tell you another thing, it’s hard enough to lure a Terminator halfway across town. You try getting one to Shenzen, China.
McSweeney’s
July 1, 2015
Beer & Football
How to Bring Pro Football Into the 21st Century
A hundred years ago, the National Football League curtailed on-field deaths and unnecessary brutality with a game-changing set of rules. It's time to institute some new ones.
The Atlantic
January 29, 2015
On Writing & Speaking
Toasts with the Most: Speech Advice from Jeff Nussbaum and Vinca LaFleur
When Jeff Nussbaum stood up to deliver a toast at his sister’s wedding, he opened with this doozy: “The first time Scott showed up at the door, I thought, ‘J.Crew usually just sends a catalog.’ ” That single line reveals two facts about Nussbaum. He has an extremely preppy brother-in-law and, man, does he know how to start a speech.
The Washington Post
December 29, 2013
On Writing & Speaking
Why Washington Needs a Laugh
Why is it that Washington evokes all sorts of laughter, but does so little laughing itself?
Politico
October 23, 2011
Book Review
Two Books on Humor by Paul Johnson and Willie Geist
Humor is hard. Not just hard to write, but hard to categorize. In his introduction, Johnson assembles a truly enlightening and readable history of humor. He describes one of the earliest recorded dirty jokes, found in the Bible. He investigates the revulsion that puns tend to engender among humorists (and then shows those humorists to be hypocrites by citing their own punning ways).
The Washington Post
January 6, 2011
Book Review
Book World Reviews George Carlin's ‘Last Words’
What “Last Words” ultimately reveals is how Carlin became a political protester, slam poet, cynic, polemicist and performance artist whose messages were delivered under the veneer of humor.
The Washington Post
December 29, 2009
Book Review
The Hard Work Behind Har-de-har-hars
The real fun in this book comes less when the writers talk about their craft and more when they talk about their careers, experiences, disappointments and favorite jokes. That's when you feel like you’ve been ushered into an exclusive fraternity (and it really is a fraternity — only two women are interviewed) and exposed to the admiration and competition inherent in any club.
The Washington Post
November 1, 2009
On Writing & Speaking
Dos and Don’ts of the Testimony Dance
Words alone are no substitute for an appointee’s credentials or a witness’s case. But the quality of a piece of testimony can help determine whether a congressional hearing goes smoothly or degenerates into a show trial.
Politico
December 10, 2008
Beer & Football
Let’s Put Patriotism on Tap
Sure, China can make our toys (preferably unleaded), Japan can make our cars, India can take our call centers and Saudi Arabia can take our gas money. Even our baseballs — not to mention most of our players — are made in the Caribbean. But when American workers want to lament all of these things, they should be able to do so while cracking open a mediocre mass-market American brew.
The New York Daily News
August 10, 2008
Intelligence Matters: The CIA, the FBI, Saudi Arabia, and the Failure of America’s War on Terror
Shining much-needed light on areas the 9/11 Commission preferred to keep dark, “Intelligence Matters” chronicles the efforts of a historic joint House-Senate inquiry to get to the bottom of our intelligence failures on that infamous day in 2001.
Random House
January 1, 2004
Had Enough? A Handbook for Fighting Back
The political consultant and best-selling author offers a definitive roadmap for freeing the country from influence peddling, war mongering, tax-cutting, environmentally devastating, hypocritical right-wing policies and politicians and outlines the problems — and solutions — for progressive Americans.
Simon & Schuster
December 2, 2003
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